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  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  • The Dark Crystal
  • Spirited Away
  • Die Hard

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  • A Good Day to Die Hard

    ½

  • Live Free or Die Hard

    ★★

  • Die Hard: With a Vengeance

    ★★★★

  • Die Hard 2

    ★★★½

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  • Die Hard: With a Vengeance

    Die Hard: With a Vengeance

    ★★★★

    I remember watching this, most definitely sometime in mid to late 2016, for the first time and hearing references to both Donald Trump AND Hillary Clinton threw me for a loop! (Yes I’m aware they were famous LONG before the 2016 election, making jokes at their expense was not impossible in 1995, but it’s more so the fact that I was watching a film FROM the year 1995 to escape the hellscape that was 2016 culture and to STILL be…

  • Eight Crazy Nights

    Eight Crazy Nights

    Bad. Awful. Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum didn’t make it worth it. I still don’t know what happened at the skating rink today!

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  • A Good Day to Die Hard

    A Good Day to Die Hard

    ½

    Oh god, there is nothing to this movie! We spent the majority of the movie talking about the sign from Die Hard 3… you know the one…

  • Live Free or Die Hard

    Live Free or Die Hard

    ★★

    Way worse than I had remembered. So boring and so not engaging unlike the first three movies. Best part is still John launching that cop car into a helicopter but it’s not enough. Not even the villains making a YouTube Poop made this movie fun.

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  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★

    Was a 5/10 then they said “my panda, my choice” and I cringed into the next century so now it’s a 4. Lots of people will like this, lots will hate it, I just wish the dad was an actual character outside of the one scene in the third act.

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★

    Nothing in any movie last year made me laugh as hard as this exchange between ethical bug and Jack Horner:

    “You’re an irredeemable monster”
    “Oh oh what took you so long, IDIOT??”