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  • The Mummy

  • In Bruges


  • 1917


  • Palm Springs

Recent reviews

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    In a different timeline, my parents allow me to watch this movie at a younger age. Thus, thrusting Rachel Weisz into my consciousness and accelerating my manhood.

  • 1917



    Biggest regret of my pathetic, shit stain life, is not seeing this in a theater. Ravenously waiting for a second chance.

Popular reviews

  • The Woman King

    The Woman King


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Boyega gets the ball, passes it to Davis, and boom goes the termite hill.

  • Slumdog Millionaire

    Slumdog Millionaire

    I was having a great valentine's day. For once I actually tried and succeeded at impressing my girlfriend on this day. What is my reward? She requests to watch this film, which has been on my watchlist for awhile, so I comply willingly. Only to be put through 2 hours of magestic, heart stomping, cinematic, blood draining torture. Just to show where my head was at, I went and got her the Dirty Dancing soundtrack vinyl record at 7 am.…