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  • Pumpkinhead



    Hoop-tober 3.0
    Other reviews: #1 | #2 | #4

    'What I really want to do is direct'.

    The want and sentiment occupies every department and field of the motion picture industry. Some people luck into it, some 'come up through the ranks' and others achieve a level of success in their field that allows them to leverage that notoriety for a crack at directing. Stan Winston had ascended to the highest level of respect and adulation in his field when…

  • Terror Train

    Terror Train


    Hoop-tober film #2

    Roger Spottiswoode's tight little 80's thriller features Jamie Lee Curtis, mid-horror-marathon, and a lovely small role for Oscar winner Ben Johnson. The who-done-it aspect isn't terribly hard to figure out but T.Y. Drakes script does throw a couple of fun red herrings into the mix. Inventive and incredible cinematography from John Alcott elevates the film above many of its' contemporaries as does the little twist to the ending.

    Although Spottiswoode would later find some success with several…

Recent reviews

  • Being Mary Tyler Moore

    Being Mary Tyler Moore


    One of the most brilliant and funny people that Hollywood was fortunate enough to have, for a while.

  • The Other Guys

    The Other Guys


    Who in the world would slow roast a dogs asshole and serve it to their husband? You would.

    Pimps don't cry.

    It involves a mannequin hand and an electric shaver taped to a golf club.

    It has held up better than Step Brothers.

Popular reviews

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dear 1968:

    We made a film that has the following:

    -Female protagonist.
    -Whoops! Now an African-American protagonist.
    -It is in black & white.
    -It's all in one night! All in one one house!
    -We wait forever to even kind of tell you what's going on
    -People eat other people! You even get to see it!
    -Women die!
    -Kids die!
    -Kids kill their folks!
    -Brothers kill sisters!
    -Wait, everyone dies!
    -Whatever was happening has no conclusion!

    Please enjoy our film,

    George A.…

  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    Fast Times at Ridgemont High


    Life Lessons for Adolescents by Cameron Crowe

    -If you want your money back, there is a form to fill out
    -All the Action is in the food court
    -If a boy says anything remotely funny, laugh like you've never laughed before
    -There will be no eating in class
    -No shirt, no shoes, no dice
    -Do your own business on your own time but.......
    -....if we're together, it's OUR time
    -Ask for your waitress's phone number as part of your food…