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Huesera: The Bone Woman 2022
A syncopated cacophony of cracking bones and joints that brings back memories of grandma's weekly senior bingo parties.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
Haven’t cried this hard for a raccoon since Raccacoonie got separated from Hibachi Chef.
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The Resurrected 1991
The necromantic allure of Lovecraftian cinema: It can raise your career from the depths of obscurity or condemn it to a state of eternal damnation. O'Bannon never helmed another film.
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King Richard 2021
Thank you Hollywood for reminding me that behind every successful child there’s an abusive parent.
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Another Round 2020
The human body is born with a 0.05% Mads Mikkelsen deficiency. I recommend watching Mads dance several times a day. No Mads after 8 pm, and none on the weekends.
