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The Northman 2022
If you close your eyes as the credits roll, you can hear the thunderous roar of the collective orgasm of thousands of Viking Metal dudes in Mjolnir necklaces and Amon Amarth t-shirts echoing through the halls of Valhalla.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
The good news is that Iβm pretty sure Sam Raimi fought Kevin Feige across the multiverse for creative control of Doctor Strange. The bad news is that weβre not in the universe that Raimi wins.
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Days of Heaven 1978
Heaven is a field of golden wheat where Ennio Morricone commands a choir of angels who welcome Terrence Malick as your new god.
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King Richard 2021
Thank you Hollywood for reminding me that behind every successful child thereβs an abusive parent.
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Another Round 2020
The human body is born with a 0.05% Mads Mikkelsen deficiency. I recommend watching Mads danceΒ several times a day. No Mads after 8 pm, and none on the weekends.