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  • The Red Shoes

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  • The Resurrected

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  • May

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  • Diabolique

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  • Huesera: The Bone Woman

    Huesera: The Bone Woman

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    A syncopated cacophony of cracking bones and joints that brings back memories of grandma's weekly senior bingo parties.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

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    Haven’t cried this hard for a raccoon since Raccacoonie got separated from Hibachi Chef.

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  • The Red Shoes

    The Red Shoes

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    The Red Shoes pirouette so Black Swan could cabriolΓ©.

  • The Resurrected

    The Resurrected

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    The necromantic allure of Lovecraftian cinema: It can raise your career from the depths of obscurity or condemn it to a state of eternal damnation. O'Bannon never helmed another film.

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  • King Richard

    King Richard

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    Thank you Hollywood for reminding me that behind every successful child there’s an abusive parent.

  • Another Round

    Another Round

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    The human body is born with a 0.05% Mads Mikkelsen deficiency. I recommend watching Mads danceΒ several times a day. No Mads after 8 pm, and none on the weekends.