Dakota Joaquin

Dakota Joaquin

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Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • The Shining
  • Whiplash
  • Prisoners

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  • Joe Bell

    ★★

  • Eighth Grade

    ★★★★

  • Old

    ★★½

  • Ted

    ★★★★½

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  • Joe Bell

    Joe Bell

    ★★

    It’s just an incredibly boring film. Feels very conventional and flareless. There’s a few emotionally-stirring parts, but overall it’s pretty lackluster. Nothing memorable or noteworthy. If you’ve read the plot, you’ve already seen the movie.

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★

    Why did I start crying when Kayla finally found a friend that accepted her for who she was :(

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  • Old

    Old

    ★★½

    I was kinda on board at first, but after a while it just sorta became [insert title card here]

  • Ted

    Ted

    ★★★★½

    Hey Letterboxd, giving this glorious work of art a 2.9 average rating doesn’t make you cool nor intelligent nor prestigious nor cinematically informed. It makes you ostentatiously obnoxious and conspicuously pretentious. 

    I’m very disappointed in your behavior. Do better.