• Napoleon

    Napoleon

    I expect this to be scored by ABBA’s Waterloo or else I’ll be very, very disappointed.

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★

    He WISHES he were Patrick Bateman

  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    ★★★★

    My heart is warm. Wes Anderson did it again

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★½

    The Avengers for people who are good at maths

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    For the sake of my mental health, I need to move to Barbie Land. Please

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★½

    We get it, Damien. You’re obsessed with Gene Kelly. You ain’t special

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★★

    I’m sad. I need a miniature donkey in my life

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★★★

    I need 13 more Benoit Blanc movies

  • See How They Run

    See How They Run

    ★★★½

    If The Grand Budapest Hotel and Knives Out had a child, it would look like this!

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★½

    Be My Baby by The Ronettes playing as the end credits roll? *Chef’s kiss*

  • Martin Eden

    Martin Eden

    ★★★★

    Luca Marinelli, luce della mia vita.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★½

    Underwhelming. Not nearly gay enough