Favorite films

  • The Weeping Meadow
  • Cure
  • Morning Patrol
  • Tokyo Sonata

Recent activity

  • [REC]


  • Plastic Bag

  • Mermaids


  • She-Devil


Recent reviews

  • Plastic Bag

    Plastic Bag

    Werner Herzog in his most daring role to date as a plastic bag

    Genuinely hilarious, strangely beautiful and surprisingly thought provoking. This is a short that WAY more people should know about and I recommend it to everyone. Love love love love it.

  • Mermaids



    lady bird found dead in a ditch

    What a wonderful surprise! Way better than I could’ve ever expected it to be. Really well written, shot, directed, edited and extremely well acted. Bob Hoskins and Winona Ryder are both fantastic but Cher absolutely steals the show here with her contagious charisma and effortless cool. Also got surprisingly darker than I thought it would at certain points. Definitely not your average 90s drama and without a doubt a film to go in with no expectations. Absolutely delightful.

Popular reviews

  • Megan Is Missing

    Megan Is Missing

    Not Gen Z TikTok users thinking this is Scary /Disturbing/Real/honest/a good portrayal of these situations/made for awareness and not personal validation/good in any fucking way at all, just one iota 🙈

    Out of all the films to blow up from tiktok, THIS is the one??? From a supposed “big horror buff”??? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? This manipulative, exploitative garbage that doesn’t have one ounce of good filmmaking?


  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit


    *a warning*
    This review is, admittedly, needlessly angry and bitter. But, alas, I had to get my frustrations out. Please remember this is just MY OPINION. 
    Now onto the review: 

    Ugh. God. 
    Why do people keep endlessly praising mediocre works? This feels like another case of DARK, where a show/film looks like it’s good, and so convincingly so that people just fall for it. It feels like people have forgotten what makes directing and writing good. If you simply look…