CinemaCl🎃wn

An absolute #horror of a human being.

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings
  • Jurassic Park
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The Matrix

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  • Titanic

    ★★★★★

  • Women Talking

    ★★★★

  • The Whale

    ★★★★

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★

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  • Avatar

    Avatar

    ★★★★½

    To this day, James Cameron's Avatar remains the single greatest experience I've ever had at the cinemas. The sheer force of breathtaking 3D immersiveness that hits you within seconds into the picture instantly transports you to a gorgeously rendered world that's written, designed & populated from scratch by an artist in his element and is then explored with a level of care, intimacy & passion that's seldom seen in big-budget blockbusters anymore. Add to that a classic story archetype with proper character…

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★

    It's been 13 years since James Cameron last dazzled the world with his epic sci-fi fantasy that not only became the highest-grossing film of all time but still remains the holy-grail of 3D cinema. And after a decade of expanding the mythology of Pandora on paper & helping create the technology needed to adapt his vision on screen, the King of Hollywood at long last makes his much-awaited return to his throne, and instantly lets his presence felt & importance known to…

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  • Titanic

    Titanic

    ★★★★★

    There are only two kinds of people in this world: Those who think Titanic is perfect. And those who are wrong.

  • Women Talking

    Women Talking

    ★★★★

    Powered by strong performances across the board, Women Talking follows the women of an isolated & ultraconservative community who take it upon themselves to decide the course of their future in the wake of a shattering revelation which compels them to reconcile their faith with their violent reality. Bracingly crafted & effectively told, it serves as a plea, a protest & a parable all at once.

    Written & directed by Sarah Polley, the story borrows its premise from a true-life event and the film…

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    I look around, I look around, I see a lot of reviews for this classic. Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club. Now if you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to…

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★★

    If you do not like this movie, I do not like you.