Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Machinist 2004

  ★★★ Rewatched 06 Aug 2021 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Christian bale isn't very good at hangman. Come on christian, its killer, not Miller. Even I knew that, take a hint theres even blood coming from your fridge. Oh dear, that's ok I understand you are going through a tough time in this film, you're having no sleep and you cant tell what's real.

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  Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Dec 2022 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Indiana Jones does all the hard work getting that gold idol and the ark, using his smarts and putting himself in danger and the belloq archaeologist just walks in and takes them, after Jones get them. Such a lazy ass, glad his face explodes at the end.

Recent reviews

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  House on Haunted Hill 1999

  ★★★ Rewatched 20 Sep 2023

  Hooptober x 2023 4/31 films
  8 decades 1/8 90s

  House on haunted Hill has a really cool looking haunted house, the look of the outside of the building amd the rooms and setup of how it mechanically works is interesting, as is the history that the film shows. This is directed well, creative, has some images that are strange and some violent deaths. The cast is pretty good too with Geoffrey rush being a lot of fun and his scenes…

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  The Funhouse Massacre 2015

  ★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2023

  Hooptober x (2023) 3/31 films.
  1 Robert englund film.

  I picked this because of Robert englund but I was a bit disappointed he's only in the opening making a cameo appearance but I was surprised at how fun and well made in regards to the gore and violence. The funhouse massacre has the same set up as haunt taking place in a funhouse but this is more comedic then serious having everything played for laughs, although I didn't find a…

Popular reviews

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  Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Aug 2022 2

  This was suprisingly excellent, I haven't seen the show that this film is part of but might check it out now, the turtles in this are very funny, their personality and chemistry together is uplifting and likeable and I liked the animation style. Has a good message about family, teamwork amd what it means to be a hero, the action is impressive and the villlians are threatening and menacing Has lots of jokes, energy, destruction and heart. I had a good time with this.

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  The Suicide Squad 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2021 3

  This is my one hundredth film in July. Suicide squad was a fun time at the cinema. An adult rated comic book film from james Gunn, this was a blast and way better then the last film. This was gory ,funny, had a lot of heart,a great soundtrack, some sweet visuals and the characters were fun to hang with. All the cast were great but rat catcher 2,king shark, polka dot man and harley quinn stood out. Excellent action and dark violent humour, plus a kaiju in starro the conqueror at the end. This might be my favourite film of 2021. I wanna see this again.