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  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

    ★★★★

    Present itself with it's marketing and a few scenes in the first act as the movie you'd expected (and have definitely joked about). A Bye-Bye/Slender man cash in, but, wonderfully enough, all of this is a very intentional ruse whose end goal appears to have been, if Fox had any confidence in this and gave it a proper release, to get a bunch of teens looking for easy scares into tulpas and metaphysical conduits. All the shit in the trailer?…

  • Lady Snowblood

    Lady Snowblood

    ★★★★

    Hey there youtube, I wanted to take my workouts to the next level, so I took the ladysnowblood challenge, and rolled around in a barrel for 30 days. The results were... not good!

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  • Modern Times

    Modern Times

    ★★★★

    CHARLIE CHAPLINS FACTORY WORKER DONT READ THIS

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    Paulette Goddards “The Gamin”... hello.

  • Intruder

    Intruder

    ★★★½

    Back to basics slasher by a bunch of Raimi people which refreshingly doesn't feel like it came out in 1989, it has the weird and experimental spirit of stuff like early Hooper and Carpenter, with some wild POV shots and a really dark and oppressive atmosphere that at the same time has a fun dark comedy to it that doesn't get in the way or ever feel winky. Check it out cause this is the real deal.

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  • Love, Death & Robots: Blindspot

    Love, Death & Robots: Blindspot

    ★★½

    This is a Disney xd pilot, why is everyone swearing and talking about balls.

  • Joker

    Joker

    It's just gonna be a two hour scene of him getting that "damaged" tattoo.