Letterboxd — Your life in film

Nearly bargain bin and surprisingly flavorless, even with Qualley disco dancing.

Bill is just a Swiftie that took his love of “Speak Now” too far

Titled both for the craft of witch* and the craft of acting**!!!

*levitating, snakes, listening to “How Soon is Now?”

**Assumpta Serna as candle lady, the woman who plays Fairuza Balk’s mom, random priest shouting “come back, child, come back to Jesus!!”

She references An Unmarried Woman and says “I’d have been Mrs. Alan Bates so fast!!”, to which I must say: get in line, sister!! The back half of this blows and also fumbles the return of Eileen Brennan (immaculate performance).

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I simply love movies about hot people. Movies used to just be set in New England. Best cinematic barf.

The catastrophe is behind us. We’re bored shitless.

🐦

Most romantic movie since Gone Girl!

Doesn’t so much as botch the landing as it covers the tarmac in explosives

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Sienna Miller’s character is introduced with the caption “famous actress in America”

Yuck!!

Replace both uses of “The Blower’s Daughter” with “F2F” by SZA. Fun to imagine in the last scene that Portman’s character is leaving a matinee of Thoroughly Modern Millie. Nichols and cast, with the otherworldly might of a mother lifting a semi to rescue a baby, elevating this soggy dirge of a script to the very best it could possibly be