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The Book of Henry 2017
I won’t advocate for murder or violence but the world is inarguably a better place without Henry in it
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Beckett 2021
Nah y’all, Beckett fucking rules. It’s a 90s thriller in the Greek countryside with movie stars that looks dope as fuck. It got buried and I won’t stand for it. It will be a cult movie. I’ll start the cult. I don’t care if I have to be the only member. If all the people who say they miss mid budget adult thrillers actually did miss mid budget adult thrillers, we wouldn’t have this problem. But they don’t so I’ll scream about Beckett from the top of a mountain in the Eastern European countryside with an unsettling strings score playing.
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Diamonds Are Forever 1971
Imagining Kanye West having to watch this after using that sample and being bored out of his fucking mind
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