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  • Dangerous Encounters of the First Kind
  • Brigade of Death
  • Go for Broke
  • Vice Squad

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  • The Reckoning

    ★★

  • Citadel

    ★★★½

  • Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets

    ★★★★

  • L.A. Wars

    ★★★★

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  • Night of the Demon

    Night of the Demon

    ★★★★

    So, I know this movie’s known for being the one where Bigfoot rips a biker’s dick off, but seriously, he ACTUALLY rips a biker’s dick off. With his bare-ass Bigfoot hands. Dude pulls over for a toke and a piss and ‘Foot is just chillin’ in the shrubs peepin’ on him and decides to pull on the man’s penis until it departs from his body. And then he just wanders off, immediately disinterested, leaving the poor fellow to bleed out his…

  • Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

    Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

    ★★★★★

    Good lord is this movie good. Susan Tyrrell is a goddamn gem and her performance in this should be shouted from the rooftops by horror fans as one of the greatest put to screen in the genre. Her facial acting makes her seem like she’s literally insane in real life and there are moments toward the end where the other actors in the movie seem legit terrified of her. There’s a part where she’s attacking the girl from Newhart (and…

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  • Dangerous Encounters of the First Kind

    Dangerous Encounters of the First Kind

    Tsui Hark's gotten a bad wrap since he took a turn for the worse in the 90s but fans of his 80s output know that he's just as responsible for the best films to come out of Hong Kong in that decade as John Woo. I personally think Don't Play With Fire is in the top 5 of the decade. A blazingly original coming of age story about class divisions, aimless youth, anger and the violence that explodes from those elements. One of my favorite films of all time.

  • Terror Express

    Terror Express

    Sleaze. From scene one to the finale. It's cheap, dirty, cringe inducing and fun as hell. It's like the train section of Hostel 2 protracted over 80 minutes. It's really sleazy. REALLY sleazy. So, if you like public molestations, father's paying prostitutes to dress like their daughters, European men with perms hassling ladies, oddly placed social commentary and more sleaze than you can shake a wang at then you're in for a treat here!