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  • American Pie 2

    ★★½

  • Nights of Cabiria

    ★★★★

  • The Conformist

    ★★★★

  • Moonage Daydream

    ★★★★

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  • Moonage Daydream

    Moonage Daydream

    ★★★★

    Moonage Daydream in IMAX took  “dazzling images on a huge silver screen, sound that I can feel” on a whole different level. Felt like I was at a concert and was the most exhilarating/immersive IMAX experience I’ve had since Dune 

    A must watch for David Bowie fans, there’s a reason why he’s such a brilliant musician

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    I AM AMLETH THE BEAR-WOLF! SON OF KING AURVANDIL WAR RAVEN! AND I AM HIS VENGEANCE!

    The Northman was my 2nd most anticipated release of 2022 for 3 reasons

    1. The cast: Alexander Skarsgård, Nicole Kidman (we’ll get to her soon/Big Little Lies reunion with these two), Claes Bang, Anya Taylor-Joy (The VVitch reunion), Ethan Hawke, Björk (Who doesn’t need an introduction and hardly does movies!!) & Willem Dafoe (The Lighthouse reunion). This is hands down the best ensemble Robert Eggers…

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  • Pinocchio

    Pinocchio

    December 9th can’t come soon enough because that’s when Guillermo del Toro‘s version of Pinocchio releases on Netflix.

    This version of Pinocchio ended up being the worst movie Bob Zemeckis’ has made & it’s a damn shame he’s become washed up

  • Cool Hand Luke

    Cool Hand Luke

    ★★★★½

    Spent my 24th birthday watching Paul Newman being sentenced to jail, working on a chain gang and refusing to follow orders like the badass he was. Luke Johnson is easily one of the coldest MFs of all time


    “What we've got here is failure to communicate" is a badass line

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  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★

    I went into The Devil All The Time blindly, didn’t see a single trailer but was aware of how stacked this cast was. A mutual of mine was nice enough to send me a screener so I was able to see it two days before it drops on Netflix and overall I was pretty conflicted.

    This wasn’t a bad movie at all, there was a handful of good things. First of all, the performances are very good; the standouts being…

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★★

    Before I start this review, I wanted to share these comments I found on Twitter when it was announced last year that Kristen Stewart was going to play Princess Diana. 

    Kristen Stewart is a terrible actress and I seriously don’t get how y’all can’t see it

    One of the most charismatic people in all of history is being played by an actress who has the emotional span of a brick wall

    What did Princess Diana do to deserve this?!?

    Those…