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  • Midsommar
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Ex Machina
  • Jennifer's Body

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  • The Batman

    ★★★

  • Death on the Nile

    ½

  • The Lost City

    ★★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dear Diary, It’s Me, The Batman. 😢

    - greeting cards are touching 
    - ouch ouch the parachute mishap jeez 
    - what do penguins and pigeons have in common? 
    - is this queer baiting… istg…
    - after vengeance….comes…. hope??? lol that’s my middle name!

    When he said. “The less you have, the more one is worth.” I confidently responded aloud: “eyes.” Can you imagine. MY surprise. 

    2H30M not for me. learn to edit imo. is that rude?

  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

    a movie by and for men in suits

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  • Kitchen Stories

    Kitchen Stories

    ★★★★½

    Totally nice. My heart can’t take old men seamlessly shifting from cold hard bristled goblins into warm soft glowing cherubs. Give that man a horse!!!!!! Lovely colors. Every frame a painting. Let’s chow down on chocolate coffee and tobacco boys

  • Kajillionaire

    Kajillionaire

    Had an absolute BLAST watching this movie in Cassie’s Theater. Incredible audience of excellent applauders. 

    Didn’t like the movie!!! Scared to say it because I’m desperate for Cassie to like me!!!

    I’ve cooled a lot on Evan Rachel Wood. Beautiful icy blonde drifting around for 26 years? I’m just not buying it. And Gina Rodriguez is crazy beautiful and absolutely riled me up but what the hell is her character doing here?? She’s gotta be insane too but reads as the voice of reason?? Lock your front door u fool

    Just show me some lesbians pal’ing around LA without the extra nonsense I guess