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  Charlie's Angels 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2023

  This movie perfectly fits the male and female gaze and as a bisexual woman I appreciate it. They make every woman hot as fuck and a bad bitch and every man a big dumb dumby any time there are boobs in the room. Lucy Liu is hot. Cameron Diaz is hot. Drew Barrymore is hot. Sam Rockwell is hot. One of two times in my life I've found someone smoking attractive is the scenes in this movie with Sam Rockwell…

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★★½ Rewatched 08 Jun 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  This movie was much better than I thought it would be. The CGI was as hard to look at as I expected but the under the sea number was really good imo and I almost forgave the cgi bc of it. Also part of your world was so fucking good Halle Bailey is fucking phenom in this movie. I always thought like great another live action remake we don't need which is still true but the world needed to see…

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2023 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Verilybitchie's youtube video on the barbie movie kind of perfectly sums up how I feel about the movie so watch that if you want a genuine criticism of the movie that isn't just misogyny. If you don't want to watch that video though this quote they say also sums up how I feel "This isn't really a film about Feminism, it's a mainstream film made for the widest possible audience. Trying to reach everyone at the same time, without saying…

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  Robots 2023

  ★★½ Watched 14 Aug 2023

  Shaileen Woodley is hot the movie. This movie didn't pass the Bechtel test but honestly it wasn't too bad, some funny bits in a millennial kind of way and Shaileen Woodley is indeed hot. Also if you want something interesting to watch that is centred around robots and love that actually does say something about the state of our lives watch Made for Love starring Cristin Milioti.

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