Chloe Patron

Favourites are four of my top first time watches from November 2023.

Favorite films

  • Norma Rae
  • In the Gloaming
  • The Phenix City Story
  • A Cold Night's Death

Recent activity

  • The Virtuoso

  • The Son

  • The Two Popes

  • Armageddon Time

Recent reviews

  • The Virtuoso

    The Virtuoso

    As someone who A) has recently gotten very into Strange New Worlds and so is harbouring a lot of love for Anson Mount and B) has always had a high tolerance for an overabundance of narration, I guess it's no real surprise I liked this more than most!

    It's no masterpiece, obviously - It's endlessly derivative, full of very silly lines, and it all peters out rather anticlimactically - but there's some stylistic panache at play, and better performances than…

  • The Son

    The Son

    Truly as dreadful as everyone has said. I was talking about specificity a couple of reviews back, and this has precisely none of it, to such a drastic extent I'm surprised the film even vaguely hangs together.

    Who are these people? Literally the sole detail we learn about this boy is that he wants to be a writer. What kind of writer? Lol, like this movie would care. What does Vanessa Kirby do when she's not on maternity leave? Has…

Popular reviews

  • Roll Red Roll

    Roll Red Roll

    If you’re looking to get angry - and I mean blood-boilingly, ear-steamingly furious - then I’ve got just the documentary for you...

  • Change of Habit

    Change of Habit


    I mean, what can you say about a film where Dr. Elvis hugs a girl for hours to cure her of autism? And it works!

    Just, wow...