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  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Jackie Brown
  • Taxi Driver
  • Con Air

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  • Dream House

    ½

  • Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★

  • Replicas

    ½

  • Boy Meets Girl

    ★★★

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  • Dream House

    Dream House

    ½

    Embarrassingly bad - so bad it's not even good - and probably still Daniel Craig's best performance outside and including Bond and the KOCU (Knives Out Cinematic Universe).

    Even the B-Grade "Dream Team"@2 of Martin Csokas and Elias Koteas couldn't save this one.

    NNNNNEEEEXXXXTTTTTT!!!

  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★

    Fell asleep at least three times and it actually made me understand the film better.

    NNNNNEEEEEEEEXXXXXTTTTT!!!

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  • Mank

    Mank

    After about an hour I realized I do not give a FUCK?!?!?!?!??!

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ½

    Dear Christopher Nolan and Warner Bros. Pictures,

    I'd like to congratulate you on finally coming out of the closet and admitting that you failed one of your Semester 1 film school modules: sound recording and mixing.

    The premise of the class is familiarising students with basic sound recording and mixing techniques i.e. holding the microphone within 4 km of the performer's mouth (preferably pointed in the direction of their mouth, or at a minimum: remembering to turn on the fucking…