Chichobutt89

Aspiring Chef. Honest Ingredients. Honest Dishes. Serving Honest Reviews. Lover friend of Horror, Penguins, Butts, and Movies

Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Fantasia
  • Alien
  • Her

Recent activity

All
  • Poltergeist

    ★★★★

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★½

  • Summering

  • Emily the Criminal

    ★★★

Recent reviews

More
  • Poltergeist

    Poltergeist

    They're here

    and they're hungry
    so lets cook

    Cook Book Film Review
    1/4 cup The Amityville Horror
    1/4 cup Ghost Story
    Dash of Encounter Of The Third Kind
    Dash of E.T.

    grab all those Amblin goodness and wrap it up and throw it on the grill and let those flames lick and turn that juicy goodness into a tender dish full of flavors in

    Stranger Things
    Strap in for the original television ghost story horror family drama about the horror…

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★½

    You can't see it
    You gotta feel it
    Ooh, it's shakin'
    You gotta know it
    Now you can't hold it
    you gotta cook it

    Cook Book Film Review
    1 cup SH!T House
    1/4 cup The Graduate
    Dash of Paper Towns
    Dash of Spectacular Now

    get all those dance moves and feelings all in a pot and set it on fire and let that magic boil up in flavors in

    Electric Slide
    Strap in for this arrested development coming of age…

Popular reviews

More
  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    What we serving tonight? none other than Miss Flo for dinner in this

    Cook Book Film Review
    1 cup The Stepford Wive
    Dash of Black Swan
    Dash of The Matrix
    Dash of Andrew Tate
    Dash of The Yellow Wallpaper

    Grab all those delicious glamorous bits and whisk them all together till you have an aesthetic dish packed with symmetry and flavors in

    Black Mirror
    Strap in for the movie that feels like a movie like a movie that you go…

  • Breaking

    Breaking

    breaking some dishes here so lets cook

    Cook Book Film Review
    1 cup Task & Purpose Article "They Didn't Have To Kill Him"
    Dash of Dog Day Afternoon

    get all that tragic ingredients and mash them all together then throw it all in the pan and let that magical heat work its magic and sear all that goodness into this flavorful dish in


    Inside Man
    Strap in for this tour de force performance of screaming and raging against the injustice while…