Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  65 2023

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2023

  If “Land of the Lost” was a Science Center Documentary.

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 03 Jan 2023

  Everything Everywhere All At Once is one of those films that work fantastically in every aspect imaginable. Like “Her”, “RRR”, and “Seven Samurai”, the film attempts a lot of things from comedy to hardcore action, and it does it beautifully. This has been wrestling with “The Banshees of Inisherin” for which I prefer, and they are both too different to decide. I think that EEAAO is objectively better with action, emotion, and comedy all working in tandem. TBOI does a strikingly similar job, creating an entirely different film experience.

Popular reviews

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  The Descent 2005

  ★ Watched 21 Mar 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Stop showing the monster

  Stop showing the monster

  Stop showing the monster

  Stop showing the monster

  The monster isn't even scary so why do you keep showing the monster. The part where it was down the tunnel in the cave, barely shown by flashlight only to disappear quickly is a good use of atmosphere and story building. It was dark and compact, you have no where to go and can hardly see this thing. That was cool...

  and then it…

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  The Dangerous Rise of Andrew Tate 2023

  Watched 06 Mar 2023

  This man is a fucking moron.
  This man is a fucking menace.
  This man is a fucking loser.
  This man is a fucking incel.
  This man is a fucking rapist.
  This man is a fucking abuser.
  This man is a fucking monster.
  This man is a fucking idiot.
  This man is a fucking fuck.
  This man is a fucking turd blossom.
  This man is a fucking disgusting piece of shit who deserves to rot in jail.

  Sorry I seemed to pass out for a second, what was I saying..?