I'm becoming more upsetting to those around me...
Is there willy in this film?

Favorite films

  • A New Leaf
  • Me and You and Everyone We Know
  • Lars and the Real Girl
  • Hallelujah, I'm a Bum

Recent activity

  • Babylon

  • Robin Roberts Presents: Mahalia

  • Bank of Dave

  • Righting Wrongs

Recent reviews

  • The Firm

    The Firm

    I began identifying as british, by the end I reached fervent english nationalism. Cheers Alan

  • Tenet


    My favourite part was when Michael Caine said "This ain't a movie you blundering pillock, it's a Flim. Master Wayne might I inform you Flim backwards is Milf??? Nolan done it again no doubt."

Popular reviews

  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Bald man sex life affirmed

  • Love Exposure

    Love Exposure


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I wouldn’t really know where to start with this Swiss cheese slab of a film, so I think I might just focus on my favourite scene. A sequence of big mac sr. proportions, and pretences, just like me and every young beta cuck sop out there (Yep i’m talking about the Corinthians 13 one). Serving as a tasty lil anagnorisis for Yu, the speech allows him to recognise his (at that point) unreciprocal love, and his position within their love…