Favorite films

  • Dune
  • Dune
  • Dune: Part Two
  • Frank Herbert's Dune

Recent activity

  • Romesh Ranganathan: The Cynic


  • CarousHELL The 2nd


  • The Menu


  • Amityville Death House


Pinned reviews

  • No More Dirty Deals

    No More Dirty Deals

    Basically just softcore porn with the sex edited out. This was only watchable with my generic bad movie drinking game, which I’ll describe thusly:

    Most bad movies have a few connecting strings that can apply across almost all genres. However, it is skewed towards the schlocky, as you’ll definitely get more drinks the closer you adhere towards the drinking criteria which are as follows—


    1. drink when anyone drinks booze onscreen
    2. Drink when anyone…

  • Won't You Be My Neighbor?

    Won't You Be My Neighbor?


    I’m writing another review about this because I’m still thinking about it and Because it’s so sad. Not the movie itself, but the fact that the lessons imparted by Mr. Rogers are still so needed, so vital, not just to children, but most adults as well. Everyone I’ve met in my life, every single person, in one way or another could’ve used someone as understanding and compassionate as Mr. Rogers in their life, even if it was only Mr. Rogers…

Recent reviews

  • Romesh Ranganathan: The Cynic

    Romesh Ranganathan: The Cynic


    God I love Romesh.

  • CarousHELL The 2nd

    CarousHELL The 2nd


    The fact that this is about a serial killing carousel horse created by nazi vampires who tries to raise his human hybrid son is just….a small encapsulation of what makes this so uniquely amazing. Just top tier. Love this with my whole heart. Except for the…unicorn human hybrid. That thing is literally awful to look at.

Popular reviews

  • Love, Death & Robots: Beyond the Aquila Rift

    Love, Death & Robots: Beyond the Aquila Rift


    I’m probably in the minority for this opinion but honestly if your goal is photorealism in your animation style, and your setting and world shown is identical in complexity to things we’ve seen in live action sci-fi, WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER ANIMATING IT?! JUST SHOOT THE LIVE ACTION VERSION IF YOU’RE GONNA ANIMATE THE SAME DAMN GUNMETAL GREY SPACE MARINE HOLOGRAM SHIP NONSENSE WEVE SEEN IN THE LAST DECADE OF CRAPPY ALIEN MOVIES 

    ANYWAY, as for the story itself? I…

  • Equilibrium



    I think I’d like to die reading poetry and being shot in the face by Christian Bale.