I woz like that Vince McMahon Meme where he gets more exci’ed the more he finds out ‘bout sumthin’ givin’ this the once over b’fore puttin’ it on.
Mos’ly yellow poster thumbnail.
Guns on the poster.
Mark Strong with hair.
Under nine’y minutes long.
“SKY ORIG’NAL.”
Luvly stuff.
Sky’s havin’ an alrigh’ fuckin’ year fer stuff they’re takin’ credit fer so far. I mean not like AMAZIN’er anythin’ but compared t’where they woz LAS’ YEAR it’s binna bit on the…
God fuckin’ help me I’m prob’ly gonna end up ratin’ this higher’n THE WHALE ain’t I? I need fuckin’ shootin’.
These films’er fuckin’ MASSIVE, d’ya realise that? Well not so much the las’ two, las’ two’er how we’ve ended up with this which far’s I can tell’s a reboot nobody wan’s t’call one, but the FIRS’ TWO made over A HUN’RED MILLION DOLLARS EACH, an’ incase it’s missed yer attention, THERE’S BIN FIVE’VE ‘EM. I mean, I’m really fuckin’ happy…
Now THIS’S more fuckin’ like it, an’ I don’t jus’ mean that as in the las’ time we did D&D azza movie it woz shit, I mean it as in it’s nice t’get a big flashy action team thing that knows wot ta fuckin’ do with it. I keep thinkin’ it can’t be THAT HARD, then I change me mind cozzit MUS’ BE coz there’s so many shit ones, THEN one like this comes out an makes it look like…
Not too long ago one’ve them clickbait articles started doin’ the roun’s, like, EV’RY-FUCKIN’-WHERE I ended up fer a bit, where it came out that ‘Manda Seyfried woz called up an’ asked if she wanned t’be Gamora in this, or maybe it woz Nebula, I dunno it wozza while ago, but anyway she sed no coz fer one thing the make-jobs fer whichever one it woz put the fear’ve God in ‘er when she looked how long she’d need t’be…
