As soon as the title card appeard, my housemate had to go for a shit - this movie has literally dislodged latent fear poo before it's even begun.
I'll be mightily surprised if the film gets any more scary and/or interesting from here on out.
*Edit after actually watching the movie: I wasn't mightily surprised.
"Well that was a long walk down a windy beach to a café that was closed"
- Bill Bailey, 2018
Small yellow things, a child, and multiple adults shout at each other for 1 hour and 27 minutes, accompanied by at least 3 inexplicable close-ups of three different characters' naked arses.
If that's what you're into, this is the movie for you.
