Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • The Duke of Burgundy
  • The Wrong Trousers

Recent activity

  • Barbarian

  • You Are Not My Mother

  • Labyrinth

  • A Matter of Loaf and Death

Recent reviews

  • Insidious: Chapter 3

    Insidious: Chapter 3

    As soon as the title card appeard, my housemate had to go for a shit - this movie has literally dislodged latent fear poo before it's even begun.

    I'll be mightily surprised if the film gets any more scary and/or interesting from here on out.

    *Edit after actually watching the movie: I wasn't mightily surprised.

  • The Conjuring 2

    The Conjuring 2

    Bill Bill Bolume Bill!

Popular reviews

  • The Wailing

    The Wailing

    "Well that was a long walk down a windy beach to a café that was closed"

    - Bill Bailey, 2018

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Small yellow things, a child, and multiple adults shout at each other for 1 hour and 27 minutes, accompanied by at least 3 inexplicable close-ups of three different characters' naked arses.

    If that's what you're into, this is the movie for you.