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Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  Not nearly as gay as I was hoping.
  I’m a Linus fan forever. This was gorgeous; a little empty, but just like Ollie.

  Think I prefer this over Promising Young Woman?

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  Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé 2023

  Watched 01 Dec 2023

  You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation…..

Popular reviews

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  Steel Magnolias 1989

  ★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2017 2

  I refuse to believe Olympia Dukakis and Shirley MacLaine aren't old lesbians in love.

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  Phantom of the Megaplex 2000

  Rewatched 23 Oct 2016 3

  Mickey Rooney as Movie Mason and his "Magic at the Movies" monologue 😢

  When we arrive in this world, magic is all around us. You simply have to see a baby discover a butterfly or a toddler splash in the bath for the first time. Yet, as the years pass, simple pleasures aren't quite so simple to find. Myths and legends fall away. Santa's secrets are revealed. Card tricks lose their fascination. True wonder is hard to come by. But…