Professor Gopnik

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Favorite films

  • The Favourite
  • Suspiria
  • Crash
  • Piercing

Recent activity

  • Fight Club


  • Uncut Gems


  • Nightcrawler


  • Saltburn


Recent reviews

  • Saltburn



    Not nearly as gay as I was hoping.
    I’m a Linus fan forever. This was gorgeous; a little empty, but just like Ollie.

    Think I prefer this over Promising Young Woman?

  • Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé

    Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé

    You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation…..

Popular reviews

  • Steel Magnolias

    Steel Magnolias


    I refuse to believe Olympia Dukakis and Shirley MacLaine aren't old lesbians in love.

  • Phantom of the Megaplex

    Phantom of the Megaplex

    Mickey Rooney as Movie Mason and his "Magic at the Movies" monologue 😢

    When we arrive in this world, magic is all around us. You simply have to see a baby discover a butterfly or a toddler splash in the bath for the first time. Yet, as the years pass, simple pleasures aren't quite so simple to find. Myths and legends fall away. Santa's secrets are revealed. Card tricks lose their fascination. True wonder is hard to come by. But…