curtis

ooo yah

I like movies in which James spader has sex or talks about sex

Favorite films

  • Magnolia
  • Persona
  • My Dinner with Andre
  • Blue Velvet

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

  • Danny MacAskill - Imaginate

    ★★

  • Girl Finds Out She's Adopted

    ½

  • Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

    ★★★★★

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  • Satantango

    Satantango

    ½

    7 hours of pretentious shit that gets soppier and soppier to no avail.

    don't waste your time on this pretentious piece of shit.

    worse than the room and I don't meant that in a jokey way like the mass of pretentious pieces of shit on this app

  • A Brighter Summer Day

    A Brighter Summer Day

    ★★★★★

    minor spoiler alert for this extremely pretentious (please don't take anything I say as me saying I understood this, I may act like I did but there are millions of ideas in this which I can't fully grasp) review.

    Also I didn't know this was a true story so the review sort of completely ignores that. I know now but I didn't writing it so keep that In mind

    very much a complete masterpiece. I have a lot of things…