• X

    X

    ★★★★

    You're a fucking sex symbol! We're only 3 months into 2022, And Jenna Ortega has already appeared in 2 of the best horror films released so far, This is her year, Mutilated Cows, Preachers Alligators, A sex starved granny played by Mia Goth in dual role , Kid Kudi & Brittany Snow getting their ass cheeks clasped shooting a adult film, that was all sorts of bonkers, Ti West's X is an absolute blast!

  • Extraction

    Extraction

    ★★★

    We just got attacked by the Goonies from hell! A dude called Tyler Rake killing some goon with an actual rake, That's the kind of stuff Arnie would do in the late 80's to early 90's, Followed by some hilarious quip, Chris Hemsworth's films outside of the MCU, Tend to be a bit hit & miss, So I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed Extraction

  • Jujutsu Kaisen 0

    Jujutsu Kaisen 0

    ★★★★★

    Did she just say doh? After the death of his childhood friend, Yuta Okkatsu is enrolled at school, That trains students how to deal with curses, Through their specific quirks, Such students include a talking panda, And another student that communicates by quoting rice bowl ingredients, Japanese anime really is next level crazy isn't it? And I'm all for it, Despite having no clue about the Jujutsu Kaisen series, I absolutely adored this prequel film, Now I'm going to have…

  • A Walk Among the Tombstones

    A Walk Among the Tombstones

    ★★★★

    I do favours for people, and In return, they give me gifts, So, what can I do for you? Liam Neeson's private investigator, is tasked with solving the murder of drug lord Kenny Kristo's, Played here by Dan Stevens, Hats off to who ever decide to cast Boyd Holbrook & Dan Stevens as brother, David Harbour is suitably creepy as the villain of the film, Seen here gazing creepily over a young girl he plans to kidnap, The kind of villian…

  • Apollo 13

    Apollo 13

    ★★★★

    Houston, We have a problem! Love him or hate him, Ron Howard sure knows how to make a bombastic blockbuster film, And Apollo 13 is right up there with his best work, The late Howard Shore's score is excellent here, Showing why he should be celebrated as one of the best film composers of all time, Imagine how great his score would've been for the long awaited Avatar sequel, Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon & the always charasmatic Bill Paxton, Gary Sinise…

  • The Godfather: Part III

    The Godfather: Part III

    ★★★

    Just when I thought I was out, They pull me back in! How do you go from making 2 of the greatest films of all time, To then go on and produce something as disappointing as this was? Imagine thinking that George Hamilton would have the same impact, As Robert Duvall's Tom Hagen, I don't blame him for turning down Paramount's paltry offer to reprise his role, Francis Ford Coppola bit off more than he could chew here, Was there…

  • The Adam Project

    The Adam Project

    ★★★★

    It's not a multiverse! My God, we watched to many movies! After a while the whole playing himself for thing can get a bit tiresome, But again he's decent enough in The Adam Project, It would be nice to see Ryan Reynolds do something out of his comfort zone for a change, But what do I know, But don't let that put you off, Because it's a hugely entertaining time travel film, From Shawn Levy of Free Guy & Night At…

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★★★

    200 dollars, who do they think they're, Celine Dion! Well Turning Red, Is another utterly charming Pixar animation adventure, Disney really missed the mark dumping this straight on Disney+, I think we've all experienced embarrassing parents growing up as a kid, And that's exactly what Rosalie Chiang's Meilin has to go through here, When as a teen all she wants to do is obsess over boys and the latest big boys, On top of spending time with her group of friends, Yes the big red panda is awesome, But it's the core friendship group throughout the film that make this another Pixar win!

  • Debt Collectors

    Debt Collectors

    ★★★

    Fuck off Harry Styles!, Come on no one watches a Scott Adkins film for the plot, This sequel to The Debt Collector, Is more of what made the first film such a blast, Scott Adkins kicking ass, And two leads that just riff of each so well, In Scott Adkins & Louis Mandylor, If that's not enough, There's a clear homage, To John Carpenters cult classic They Live, Less said about the goons storm trooper aim during, The shootout the better, But that doesn't stop this from being brisk movie fun!

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Try anything and you're cancelled, Bro! Have I really just witnessed, Some dude get killed, With the shattered bone of his wrist, Or the one dude, Who had leg snapped in half, And still attempted to put up a fight against Leatherface, And the party bus slaughter scene, Yes it's pretty damn hilarious seeing influencers hacked to pieces, This is one of those so bad it's actually kind of good horror films

  • Hard Target 2

    Hard Target 2

    ★★★

    They tell me you like punishment, Sorry, Ma'am, You're not my type! After accidentally killing his friend, In a mma, Scott Adkins fighter, Wes Baylor is coecered in to a deadly hunt for survival, By Robert Knepper's Aldrich, I've not seen John Woo's original Hard Target, But fans of Scott Adkins are sure to love this, A ridiculously over the top action film, With more high flying kicks and explosions, Than you'd find in a typical Michael Bay film, I…

  • The Phantom of the Open

    The Phantom of the Open

    ★★★★★

    Practice is the road to perfection! The surreal true story, Of plucky crane operator, Maurice Flitcroft who despite the snobbery of the golfing heirachy, Attempted to enter the British golfing open, And by doing so going on to shoot the worst recorded score in history, The pairing of Mark Rylance as Maurice & Sally Hawkins as his ever supportive wife Jean, Is a utter delight, Sally Hawkins again showing that she's one of the finest actresses this country has ever produced,…