Christopher has written 88 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Hook

    Hook

    ★★★★★

    It's True Peter, Time Does Fly, As Do You, Oh To Be One Of The Lost Boys, Pelting Pirates With Eggs, Marbles And Other Various Items, Steven Spielberg's Hook Is A Delightful Film, Never Understood The Hate It Got From Critics Back When It First Came Out, The John Williams Score Is Fantastic, Dustin Hoffman Steals The Show As The Titular Hook, As Is Robin Williams, And The Scene Stealing Bob Hoskins, A Gem Of A Film

  • Con Air

    Con Air

    ★★★★

    Define irony, Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane, To a song made famous by a band who died in a plane crash, Loud dumb and incredibly fun, Simon West's Con Air is a absolute riot, Nic Cage at his manic best, John Malkovich is a hoot as Cyrus The Virus, Great quotes and supporting casting, Steve Buscemi is a particular scene steal, Put the bunny back in the box

  • The Hunt for Red October

    The Hunt for Red October

    ★★★★★

    Some honestly questionable Soviet accents, From the likes of Tim Curry, Sam Neil and Sean Connery, But for John McTiernan to continue his hot streak of form, Of the back of Predator and Die Hard takes some going, I've not read any of the Tom Clancy books or seen any other Jack Ryan based film, But The Hunt For Red October is fantastic, Connery is on top form as the defecting Soviet Captain, Just try to ignore him not even…

  • Beverly Hills Cop II

    Beverly Hills Cop II

    ★★★★

    7 dollars for a coke, I can get blown for 7 dollars 😂, Tony Scott's Beverly Hills Cop 2 is a hell of a lot of Fun, Eddie Murphy is at his wise cracking best as Axel Foley, Along side the hilarious Judge Reinhold, I found my self laughing quite a few times during this, Look out for a baby faced Chris Rock in his 1st big screen appearance, Ps Fuck Rambo!

  • Pixie

    Pixie

    ★★★★

    I didn't know they had Catholics in Afghanistan, Deadly gangster priests, a shit ton of drugs a killer soundtrack and Colm Meaney playing yet another gangster , Pixie is a damn fun film

  • The Burnt Orange Heresy

    The Burnt Orange Heresy

    ★★★

    A art critic is tsked by Mick Jagger, Yes that one with stealing a painting by a reclusive artist, A delightful Donald Sutherland, Elizabeth Debicki sure has had a rough year when I comes to romantic partners in films, Just let her be happy for once god damn it 😂, A thoroughly decent film

  • Honest Thief

    Honest Thief

    ★★★

    Agent Nivens I'm coming for you! A former bank robber falls in love, And turns his back on his life of crime after finding the right woman, That is until 2 corrupt FBI agents hunt him down for the money he has stashed away, There's some sketchy cgi, But this is your typical Liam Neeson action film, Incredibly dumb but a lot a fun

  • Saint Maud

    Saint Maud

    ★★★★

    Rose Glass's Saint Maud is atmosphericly chilling, Morfyyd Clarke is a relevation as the mega religious end of life nurse Maude, The best British horror film this year

  • Man on Fire

    Man on Fire

    ★★★★★

    Forgiveness is between them and God, It's my job to arrange the meeting, Denzel Washington takes brutal action on the gang that kidnap the daughter of the family he protects, Both Denzel and Dakota bring their a game, In one of Tony Scott's best films, When Tony and Denzel team up you know it's going to be excellent, Only Denzel can pull off looking effortlessly cool walking behind an explosion he just caused on his path to save Dakota Fanning, Top top film

  • Jigsaw

    Jigsaw

    ★★★

    The truth will set you free,
    All the brutal deaths and it was the woman who killed her kid and framed her partne4 that was the worst, Sick bitch, My 1st foray into the Saw franchise, But despite that I found it to be rather enjoyable horror/Thriller

  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    ★★★★★

    You wanted to know what gave me such drive, It was was you, You put me in that brothel, You put me on the street, I'm here now because of you, You created me, And for that, I bless you! The scene when Arthur pulls sword from stone is pure cinema, Yes David Beckham is cringe, But the score during that scene is fantastic, As is the score through out the whole film, Geoff Bell being a absolute bastard, Charlie…

  • Beverly Hills Cop III

    Beverly Hills Cop III

    ★★★★

    You got a fifty dollar bill? I've got a wife and 3 kids, I haven't seen a fifty in 12 years, My god is this a hell of a fun film, Yes the Lethal Weapon series is the best Buddy cop films series, But Eddie Murphy and Judge Reinhold are jsut as good as Gibson and Glover, A hoot of a film