Worth seeing, twice
Shout out to the random second of Rigamortus's trumpet lick that plays in the background while Owen Wilson establishes his sigma grindset
The first S List actor after Brendan Frasier.
For real though, it sucks giving this a half star because some of the practical effects were pretty cool... but that doesn't change the fact the awful writing, acting, and editing makes this virtually impossible to recommend.
In between a 1 and 2 out of 10.