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  • The Iron Giant
  • Sunshine
  • Spirited Away
  • Surf's Up

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  • Starstruck

    ★★

  • Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie

    ★★★

  • Princess Protection Program

  • Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    ★★

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  • Earth Girls Are Easy

    Earth Girls Are Easy

    ★★★★

    So, is this Scientology?

  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    I absolutely love the monster hunter series; however, this is not what I entirely wanted from its theatrical debut. The monster hunter universe is interesting on it's on and does not need this weird military and real-world plotline added onto it.

    The main character with the language gap issue feels so forced and drags the movie's pacing down. This could have been a simple movie about hunting monsters but we don't really get that. The fun of monster hunter is…

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  • Starstruck

    Starstruck

    ★★

    Watching and Ranking DCOMs, Time for Starstruck

    This movie feels like it was written with two main goals: (1) recycle as many previous plotlines as possible; and (2) launch as many unsuccessful music careers as possible. Luckily, this movie accomplishes both of these goals with flying colors. Also, at some point in this movie, they dive car into a mud pit and it sinks, and they never bring it up again. Like, they legit sink their grandmother's car at it…

  • Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie

    Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie

    ★★★

    Watching and Ranking DCOMs, Time for Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie

    This movie misses out on some pretty good vibes. I don't think they needed a massive drama plot. A super fun island adventure plot would have been way more enjoyable, especially considering the fact that the series kept going after this. That being said, the characters in this movie still stay true to their roots and it's still fairly entertaining for the most part. I would have liked…

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  • He's All That

    He's All That

    I need to figure out why I keep watching this garbage. The acting is stiff, the writing is so cliche that this feels like a parody of the movie that parodies the movie this is a reference to, actual characters don't really seem to have been written, there's a jump cut every 10 seconds, and a different company gets name dropped like every 5 minutes. However, the movie does have some Katy Perry music and Matthew Lillard is a saint.…

  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★★½

    Imo, this movie has some of the best vibes of any Pixar movie. This is especially surprising since half the movie is about teenagers hunting younger kids with harpoons. It's not the deepest Pixar film but I was happy the entire time watching it, which matters more sometimes. That feel good aspect of this movie makes me feel like I'll be easy more inclined to revisit this in the future, especially in the summer. Definitely watch it if you wanna just chill for a bit.