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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    Don't know if I should blame this movie for the deep depression I've fallen into since watching it, but fuck this self-indulgent fascist garbage either way.

  • Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist

    Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist


    Honestly, there's a good movie in here and plenty of good ideas - it's an Exorcist movie where the Devil has a good point about the corrupting influence of Christianity, which is very refreshing after Blatty's Catholic fundamentalism. It's just as baggy and misshapen as you would expect a $40,000 movie with no time or money given to it's post production to be. If Warner's is really so hard up for HBO Max content, the least they could do is…

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    I've seen worse films, but I don't know that I've seen one quite as dispiriting. It is to indie filmmaking what Rise of Skywalker is to franchise blockbusters - a timid, algorithmic attempt to locate the center, attempting to offend as few people as possible and in the process only becoming more offensive. As a narrative, it's at once too unimaginative to abandon the emotional hooks of a revenge movie and too deathly afraid of exploring the consequences of relying…

  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

    Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story


    Took a break from spiralling depressively and tore a sink out of the wall. I recommend it.