Favorite films

  • Tampopo
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • True Grit
  • Suspiria

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  • The Game

  • The Tomorrow War

  • No Sudden Move

  • Black Narcissus

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  • The Game

    The Game

    So, is Baer actually fired? Because I would be pissed if I got fired, but then I was invited to my ex boss's terrorist flash mob/suicide/birthday party

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Denzel - guys that all ran the affable soldier marathon. Pratt can't even make it over the starting line! Confused grim guy that's nice to his wife and kid.

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    Jesus Christ, just finished it. The movie that's a metaphor about climate change actually IS about climate change. What do our heroes do when they find out that the aliens came from a melting glacier? That's right, they blow up the glacier!

    "The UN will only talk about this" jfc. We're all going to die. A whole society, back to back, getting picked off one at a time.

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  • The Big Short

    The Big Short

    I like it! I like how it illustrates how "well this has worked before, and a bunch of other people say it's fine, so we should keep doing it, even though I don't really understand it" is a worldview that goes to the top.

  • Good Morning

    Good Morning

    Beautiful houses and clothing. Adorable kid. Sitcom pacing? The farts are just there to be farts.