Favorite films

  • Tampopo
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • True Grit
  • Suspiria

Recent activity

  • The Game

  • The Tomorrow War

  • No Sudden Move

  • Black Narcissus

Recent reviews

  • The Game

    The Game

    So, is Baer actually fired? Because I would be pissed if I got fired, but then I was invited to my ex boss's terrorist flash mob/suicide/birthday party

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Denzel - guys that all ran the affable soldier marathon. Pratt can't even make it over the starting line! Confused grim guy that's nice to his wife and kid.


    Jesus Christ, just finished it. The movie that's a metaphor about climate change actually IS about climate change. What do our heroes do when they find out that the aliens came from a melting glacier? That's right, they blow up the glacier!

    "The UN will only talk about this" jfc. We're all going to die. A whole society, back to back, getting picked off one at a time.

Popular reviews

  • The Big Short

    The Big Short

    I like it! I like how it illustrates how "well this has worked before, and a bunch of other people say it's fine, so we should keep doing it, even though I don't really understand it" is a worldview that goes to the top.

  • Good Morning

    Good Morning

    Beautiful houses and clothing. Adorable kid. Sitcom pacing? The farts are just there to be farts.