christian

17. filipino-american. sexy.

Favorite films

  • Fallen Angels
  • Manila in the Claws of Light
  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

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  • Poolside

  • Smooth Talk

    ★★★★

  • Shaun of the Dead

    ★★★★½

  • Mo' Better Blues

    ★★★★

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    I fucking hate you Dev Patel my girlfriend thinks you’re so hot and like okay yeah you are but if I take her to see this I fear that she’ll jump into the screen Fat Albert style and you’ll take her away from me

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★

    I was wrong it was actually I who jumped through the screen

    Great film but awful theater experience absolutely rude to Mr. Patel