cblaze

I try to pick movies that I hope I’ll enjoy - life’s too short not to try to find the fun in stuff I watch and I try…

Favorite films

  • Knives Out
  • Before Sunset
  • Vampyros Lesbos
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Brian and Charles

    ★★★½

  • The Old Way

    ★★

  • Von Ryan's Express

    ★★★

  • The Train

    ★★★★½

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  • Man Up

    Man Up

    ★★★★½

    When Whitesnake Here I Go Again starts I'm in cinematic heaven... No shit like that happens in real life. I want more Lake Bell and Simon Pegg rom-coms.

    But as I covered in my previous write-up - I'm a sappy fuck and can't be trusted.

  • Chopping Mall

    Chopping Mall

    ★★★

    Not sure if you kids will understand this - but shopping malls were really important in the 80's. It's where we shopped at, ate at, played video games at, shoplifted at, bought our paint, sporting equipment, skateboards and guns at. The mall was like our Amazon dot com but we got to hang out there with our friends! Now we just sit at home... Alone... Clicking... Wondering where that smell is coming from... Shopping malls were really important! That's why…

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  • Brian and Charles

    Brian and Charles

    ★★★½

    A very sweet, wholesome, cute story - a crowd pleaser. A little forced at times to pad the runtime, but very nearly an all timer if it just stuck with everything that made the first few simple interactions with Charles so fun.

  • The Old Way

    The Old Way

    ★★

    Can someone make Nick Searcy shut the fuck up? Not everything needs to be a monologue! Laying shot on the street dying when this hot air bag comes by to mansplain why dying is a sad affair and should be viewed as a Chevy truck… fucking you couldn’t curb stomp me fast enough!

    The film decided to try on a few different things but stayed mostly in the generic revenge plot arena. Cage got to play stoic and dangerous but was mostly utilized in small chunks - giving ample time to the charisma black holes in the rest of the cast to make this a slog.

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  • Pee-wee's Big Holiday

    Pee-wee's Big Holiday

    ★★★★½

    I'm so happy right now!

    You can't go back! Nostalgia is a trap!! Force Awakens was a fluke!! ... I know you are but what am I? ... AHHHH!!!

    I've been rooting for Paul Reubens for so long to get a chance at another movie!! I've read interviews where he said he had plans but they would always fall through... but he finally got it!! And he fucking nailed it!!!

    Pee-wee's commute to work! Pee-wee's still the breakfast king! All…

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    ½

    I went in with the best of intentions. I "liked" each of the previous Jurassic Park films. I did not expect anything groundbreaking - just some dinosaur fun. That's all I really wanted - just some fun... I hated Jurassic World.

    I'm saying all of this below as soberly and as calmly as I can - I really wanted to like this movie - I really wanted to give it a better rating - but as I think about it…