idiot, 500 years late to most movies, compulsive oversharer, a rating system so ridiculous that not even I understand it, etc

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  • It Takes Two


  • Not Okay


  • Spree


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Recent reviews

  • It Takes Two

    It Takes Two


    only the wise can comprehend the complexities of this film

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    my biggest takeaways: 
    1. the “colin, you’re from maine” line delivery will stick with me
    2. mia isaac is new to me and oh my god I’m obsessed with her I literally need her in everything?
    3. loneliness makes you do crazy shit, my god, and it can be something unforgivable when you lack awareness and let that void be replaced with something else completely— in danni’s case, sheer desperation. obviously it doesn’t end up this extreme for normal people but I digress lol

Popular reviews

  • Holidate



    watching straight happiest season in preparation for actual happiest season

  • No Exit

    No Exit


    I’ll watch something and be like “wow this is the best movie ever” and then come on here and see actual film critics giving it a low rating. but you know what? if loving no exit makes me stupid, I don’t want to be smart!