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May December 2023
ooohhhhhhh, charles melton is fantastic - to be able to stand out like a shining star when you’re acting alongside julianne moore and natalie portman? yeah, thats a feat. just the way he walked, the way he held himself throughout the film… I genuinely don’t think I would’ve liked this nearly as much if it weren’t for him. everyone had their moments, though. the letter scene??? the mirror scenes??? hell, even piper curda’s smaller role had a lasting impact. the performances carried so much of this, but I’m not even mad about it
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023
YOU’LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM THE SOUND OF A WOMAN THAT LOOOOOVES YOU!!!!! whew. literally fucking WHEW. I bought a ticket to see this movie on a sunday night at 10 pm on a whim and oh my god am I so happy I did — just me, my mom, 2 other people in the back, and the box of cheez-its that I snuck in through my giant ass tote bag. the hunger games genuinely did shape me as a…
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Do Revenge 2022
if I didn’t already believe it before, this movie would’ve convinced me that the world revolves around me specifically. all of it was catered directly to my tastes and my god am I grateful! btw only watch if you’re cool and funny because otherwise you won’t get it. it’ll go completely over your head and you’ll rate it low which will piss me off (and I’m in my eleanor era so I’d advise against that)
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