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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
Trying to imagine the performative haters sitting absolutely stone-faced through this one, and simply can’t. I wish all the joy in the world to you if you weren’t awestruck during any part of this… because you clearly need it!
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Elvis 2022
a biblical epic. frenetic and campy and excessive in the best way. maybe the best biopic of all time. austin butler baby we will get you that EGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edit: so many people i know hate this and i know i am in the minority for really loving it, even with all the obvious Walk Hard aping. idk, i love Luhrmann's Gatsby too, for similar reasons: taking material that's interested in the grandiose/lush/gilded/profane and using every technique possible to replicate that…
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Elvis 2022
i am so compelled by austin butler i could easily go see this a fourth time and not get bored. he has IT. sells every frame he’s in from the beginning when he’s looking at tom hanks as though he’s a real person and not a beloved movie star giving one of the worst performances ever committed to film, with those big earnest trusting babygirl eyes convincing me he truly has no idea why women are violently cumming in their seats every…
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Elvis 2022
dust was paid to those of us whose favorite elvis song is his cover of bridge over troubled water!!!!! austin butler is a star, if only the movie about elvis made more use of elvis. i think we as a society are better when baz luhrmann gets to make his big expensive cuckoo movies but i must ask how many times they’re going to remake walk hard
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Elvis 2022
“It doesn’t matter if you do 10 stupid things so long as you do one smart one,” Colonel Tom Parker advises us near the start of Baz Luhrmann’s utterly deranged musical biopic about the King of Rock & Roll, but even a ratio that forgiving would still leave “Elvis” roughly 370 “smart ones” short. If only this 159-minute eyesore — a sadistically monotonous super-montage in which a weird Flemish guy manipulates some naïve young greaser over and over and over again…
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Fire Island 2022
joel kim booster global takeover imminent! i will fall for any version of mr. darcy! the perfume genius needle drops! the representation for those of us who play heads up with our whole chests! “george w bush!” only incorrect thing in the whole movie is when howie says neighbors 2 surpasses the original. i simply loved it
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