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  • Sicario

    ★★★½

  • Sudden Fear

    ★★★★½

  • The Bigamist

    ★★★½

  • The Pale Blue Eye

    ★★★

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  • Eight Men Out

    Eight Men Out

    ★★★★

    What's more American than baseball? Money.

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  • Malcolm X

    Malcolm X

    ★★★★★

    "Here—at this final hour, in this quiet place—Harlem has come to bid farewell to one of its brightest hopes—extinguished now, and gone from us forever. For Harlem is where he worked and where he struggled and fought—his home of homes, where his heart was, and where his people are—and it is, therefore, most fitting that we meet once again—in Harlem—to share these last moments with him."

    "For Harlem has ever been gracious to those who have loved her, have fought…

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★½

    It's filmmaking, just not my kind of film.

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  • Signs

    Signs

    ½

    Let me get this straight, a race of "technologically advanced" extraterrestrials decide to conquer Earth. Instead of researching the planet they're about to invade, these "intellectually superior" beings jump in their space cruisers and journey to Earth all willy-nilly.

    How do they intend to defeat the humans? Do they adopt a blitzkrieg approach and aim their death-rays at any opposition, harvest all of our planet's natural resources, and then blow it all to hell? No.

    Do they stealthily abduct an…

  • Angels in the Outfield

    Angels in the Outfield

    ½

    Buena Vista/Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures presents
    Angels in the Outfield


    Dermot Mulroney
    Come on, son. We're going to the orphanage.

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt
    But dad, I love you!

    Dermot Mulroney
    You see, son, I've got this motorcycle.

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt
    Will we ever be a family again, dad?!

    Dermot Mulroney
    If the shittiest team in baseball wins a pennant, I'll accept you as my son and give up the motorcycle.


    Later in the movie...


    Joseph Gordon-Levitt
    Dad! Dad! The Angels won the pennant! Can you believe it?! Now we can be a family again!

    Dermot Mulroney
    Nah.

    Drives away on motorcycle.