Casey Malone

Casey Malone

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I went to film school for four months at a college where they shot parts of City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold.

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  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★½

    A perfect little movie that I would recommend to anyone. Unless it's New Year's Eve and you haven't kissed anyone in 10 months because of a pandemic and the movie serves as a reminder that you've been in love three times in your life and each time you really and truly blew it. In that case, I would not recommend watching it. This is a purely hypothetical situation, no further questions.

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    Avatar

    ★★½

    This made $2,790,000,000 and given how boring it is I have to assume $2,500,000,000 of that was from people who wanted to fuck the cats.

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  • 2 Fast 2 Furious

    2 Fast 2 Furious

    ★★★

    The only movie where you can see someone who looks exactly like the lead singer of Smash Mouth get crushed to death by the wheels of a semi-trailer truck.

    When one of the worst entries in your franchise features Tyrese taking his shirt off to punch the window out of a Ferrari, you're doing pretty well!

  • Shaft

    Shaft

    ★★★½

    For a guy who is so hot and known for being a sex machine with all the chicks Shaft fucks kind of weird. 

    I love a movie where a detective gets mixed up in something bigger than he thought and this is one of those for sure! Has the glacial pace of a lot of movies from the era that hurts it a bit, but the dialog fun as hell and Richard Roundtree’s cooly charismatic performance is so iconic here it feels cliche to even mention it. At one point Shaft makes love beneath a framed picture of Shaft and honestly? I get it.

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    I cannot imagine a world in which anyone gives a shit what I think about this movie.

  • Speed

    Speed

    ★★★½

    There’s an absolute buck wild interview with Graham Yost about the making of this movie where he says:
     • The elevator scene was inspired by “Perseus [defeating] Medusa with the shield” (?)
     • Originally the bus was only going 20 miles per hour, because “that’s as fast as a human being can run” (??)
     • The first two choices for the Keanu role were Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks (???)
     • The first two choices for the Sandra Bullock role…