If you’re going to reference singin in the rain a million times at least make the movie good otherwise I’ll spend the whole runtime wishing I was watching singin in the rain
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The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 2018
This felt like an episode of black mirror. I GET IT life is terrible and happy endings don't exist and people are inherently bad. That's kinda all I got from this overlong, depressing film that didn't even allow me any catharsis.
Anyway can I just go back to Frontierland? Time to plan another trip to Disneyland to lift my spirits.
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First Man 2018
I've never felt more seen by a movie than when Claire Foy listened to a man talking to her about engineering and she had to pretend it was interesting.
In general, I've had a very love/hate relationship with engineering. If you really think about it, some of the lowest points in my life are directly tied with the subject. My experience has just been a lot of stress, confusion, and frustration to the point where I'm so overwhelmed that even…
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The Favourite 2018
HOW was this the longest movie ever made in history. I enjoyed it until it never ever ever ever ended :)
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Crazy Rich Asians 2018
This movie is so cute, fun, and charming. One of the best summer movies, blockbusters, and romcoms in years. I hope it does very very well!
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The Lion King 1994
I can speak a lot about reasons why I love this film. It has so many strengths, from the beautiful and tranquil transitions (a big thanks to the animation and the score, both perfect here), Scar's strength as a villain (not only is his plan successful in killing Mufasa, but his emotional manipulation of Simba is genuinely terrifying), the script (too many good lines to choose from), and the songs (Circle of Life will remain iconic for years to come).…
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 2002
The special effects were so bad because the entire budget was spent on every single one of Natalie's many fantastic Looks.
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Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again 2018
The eighth, nay, the first! wonder of the world is the beauty, strength, confidence, and grace in which Christine Baranaski moves