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1: All-Time Favorite
2: This year’s favorite 
3: Nostalgia pick
4: Recent fascination

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Barbie
  • Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
  • Godzilla Minus One

Recent activity

  • Saltburn


  • Godzilla Minus One


  • Paris, Texas


  • The Social Network


Pinned reviews


Recent reviews

  • Saltburn



    I’m gay as f*ck and even I was kinda thrown for a loop with this one

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One


    Still feel bad for Godzilla honestly

Popular reviews

  • Skinamarink



    ✅Give a 4 year old a camera
    ✅tell them to make a scary movie
    ✅give them a ~$25 budget
    ✅edit out any shots that include something of interest or good shot composition
    ✅steal a film grain effect from YouTube 
    ✅edit in really unjustified jump scares at random points
    ✅go spend your Hot Cash at Hot Topic©️ before it expires
    ✅return your copy of “Sound Design for Babies” to the library
    ✅insult your audience by removing any semblance of a plot
    ✅call it experimental and scoff at the people who don’t get your vision

    Baby, you’ve got Skinamarink

  • Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Wish I had just played Luigi’s Mansion instead :(