Bodies Bodies Bodies

Bodies Bodies Bodies ★★★

”He’s a libra-moon, that says a lot”

Advertised as a high energy game of horrors with a killer on the loose...

But in reality, after about 10 minutes of gameplay the whole thing turns into an overly-aggressive therapy session with lots of ‘Blair Witch’ mood lighting.

Which is kind of like advertising ‘Nightmare on Elm Street’ but then showing us 90 minutes of teenage insomniacs all complaining to each other how they can’t get to sleep.

On the bright side, BONUS POINTS for a great final reveal, and if the rest of the movie were even half as witty and fun as that, I would’ve had a much better time.

”I can’t believe you’re making this about you”


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