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Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022
βHeβs a libra-moon, that says a lotβ
Advertised as a high energy game of horrors with a killer on the loose...
But in reality, after about 10 minutes of gameplay the whole thing turns into an overly-aggressive therapy session with lots of βBlair Witchβ mood lighting.
Which is kind of like advertising βNightmare on Elm Streetβ but then showing us 90 minutes of teenage insomniacs all complaining to each other how they canβt get to sleep.
On the bright side,β¦
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Mack & Rita 2022
βOh well, la-de-da, la-de-da, la-laβ
Diane Keaton at 30, playing an adorable Annie Hall and winning her first Oscar.
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βItβs like Iβm me, but Iβm not me, I mean, Iβm me way up here, but these things here... β
Diane Keaton playing a 30-year-old trapped in Keatonβs body, nowhere near as adorable and potentially winning her first razzie.
βSometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under tortureβ - Annie Hall
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King Kong vs. Godzilla 1962
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1962 Marathon - Film #78King Kong vs Godzilla!
Itβs the battle of the century.NEWSFLASH TOKYO: Upon further review, the controversial results of a recent SHOWA match have been declared null and void.
This was brought about after both contestants were cited for multiple rule infractions including: illegal tail sweeps, intentional scratching, a blatant attempt to suffocate via tree trunk, as well as both contestants willful participation in the gratuitous destruction of Atami Castle.
Random testingβ¦
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Gypsy 1962
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1962 Marathon - Film #75Hello everybody.
My nameβs Cammmalot, whatβs yours?Rosalind Russell stars as the pioneer women without a frontier, along with Natalie Wood as the catβs whiskers and Karl Malden as a really poor promise collector.
Thereβs singing, thereβs dancing, and even a pantomime cow!
Although some viewers may find the overall pacing to be a load of banana oil, if you hang in with Rosie & team long enough, you just know everythingβs gonna be dipsy-doodle.
Now, if they'd only release the Tessie Tura Cut!
βThat Tessie Tura must be a very fancy ladyβ
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Death on the Nile 2022
βHe accuses everyone of murderβ
βIt is a problem, I admitβThe real problem is that there needs to be murder before Poirot can actually start solving the murder, and this boat ride takes forever to finally reach destination death.
Along with trying to break a record for the worldβs longest first act, Branagh also likes to spend a huge amount of time showing off his sense of visual flair.
Heβs like that rich kid, we all knew growing up,β¦
