• Scream 2

    Scream 2

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this ghostface duo is insane because it's one of their best killers ever in the whole franchise and also some guy

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    i love this movie so much

  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    ★★★½

    those prosthetic fangs whooped everybodys ass 😭

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    can’t believe i actually forgot how good this is. congrats on all the wins!!

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i was hooting and hollering what can i say. enjoyed this even better than the last one and i feel SOOO vindicated at having finally guessed the killer right. i’m on my mindy meeks martin shit (guessed the killer correctly after flopping several times prior. gay.)

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★½

    excellent

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    we're 2 cute little kittens

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★½

    lovely and warm and bright... this movie feels like someone pulling you along by the hand and turning to look back at you with the biggest smile on their face and so much love in their eyes

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★

    i know i should have watched this in theaters but i didn't want to spend my precious discount tuesday watching Biopic about Guy I don’t Care About. so here we are. it was fun but honestly it takes a lot for a biopic to really wow me these days. this one makes some odd decisions regarding the legacy of elvis and his thieving ways but it was cool to look at. austin was cute i get why he kept that accent now!

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★½

    there's just really nothing to criticize it's a great movie

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★½

    good and fun and i liked it and i especially liked (hated but in a good way) being made so physically uncomfortable, but a lot of this fell flat for me. it was just really preachy and really cynical and only a few characters made it worth watching. sorry to cannes i don’t think i have enough high brow taste to fully appreciate this movie!

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★

    kind of a downer! i think what's hitting me most as i sit with the film is the inevitability of its conclusion. the story and characters feel crafted in such a precise way that of course it ends up how it does... and that really sucks! awesome movie i feel like i’m gonna throw up