Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The French Dispatch 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Nov 2021

  Her large, stupid eyes watched me pee. A thousand kisses later: will she still remember the taste of my tool on the tip of her tongue?

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  Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein 1948

  ★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2021

  Disturbing slow-burn atmospheric horror. Fucked up and intensely terrifying

Popular reviews

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  Under the Shadow 2016

  ★★½ Watched 24 Oct 2020

  Hooptober 20/31

  Pretty underwhelming. The backdrop of the Iran-Iraq War gives it a thematic/metaphorical edge over most modern horror movies, so it at least feels unique in that regard. The problem is that it's a slow burn that burns way too slow - when it finally gets to the last ten minutes, the horror is so generically presented that the epilogue-less ending feels anticlimactic.

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  Eyes Without a Face 1960

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2020

  Hooptober 5/31
  4 body horror films (1/4)

  There has got to be a better tagline for this than "Beautiful women were the victims of his FIENDISH FACIALS!!!".