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  • Whiplash
  • Yi Yi
  • Election
  • Jaws

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  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

  • Encanto

    ★★★★

  • American Beauty

    ★★★★

  • Singin' in the Rain

    ★★★★½

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

    funny story:

    So I lived in LA for a really long time. Like fourteen years of my life. And in late 2019, I decided to audition for what was allegedly a new film by Paul Thomas Anderson. I was extremely excited, as I was a huge PTA fan. They sat me down and gave me a scene where my character talks to a lady. It’s picture day. She’s older than me, but not enough as to dissuade me from asking…

  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★★

    In a sea of Marvel fan service, live action remakes, more fucking Star Wars content, and a generally unreliable output of quality in their animation department, Disney hits us with THIS banger. It’s the occasional film like this that reminds me that Disney movies can, and are made by actual people and not a board of old crusty fucks. More stuff like this, please!

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  • Death to 2021

    Death to 2021

    ½

    I know Adam McKay had nothing to do with this but Adam McKay must be stopped

  • Ax 'Em

    Ax 'Em

    ★★★★★

    Ax 'Em is a Cinematic Masterpiece for the following reasons:

    -There’s a character named Breakfast.

    -The audio is unintelligible.

    -This film is directed by Michael “Mfumay” Mfume.

    -In most scenes the music is so loud that you can’t even get an idea of what the characters are talking about

    -Revolutionary use of long takes where the director makes the bold choice to not coordinate anyone or anything

    -There’s a character named Breakfast.

    -You can hear the director saying “cut” at…