Favorite films

  • Amélie
  • La Dolce Vita
  • Carrie
  • Wake in Fright

Recent activity

  • Love and Monsters


  • Someone Great


  • Bones


  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish


Recent reviews

  • Love and Monsters

    Love and Monsters


    The ultimate lesson in bros before hoes.

  • Someone Great

    Someone Great


    I kinda like movies that are just collections of encounters with odd characters. Gina Rodriguez and Lakeith Stanfield do a lot to convey the scope of a long-running relationship’s ups and downs without too much screen time to do it.

Popular reviews

  • Mank



    Mank, despite initial expectations, is not a film about the HOW of Citizen Kane. It is about the WHY of Citizen Kane. Orson Welles’ seminal masterpiece, often hailed as the greatest film of all time, is obviously a story about the price of power and the emptiness of wealth. But in an emotionally reactionary sense, the film means a variety of things to a variety of people. David Fincher’s long gestating passion project thus seeks to explore what it meant…

  • Gremlins



    My parents forbid me from watching Gremlins for most of my young life. They feared I’d have nightmares from it and wouldn’t sleep well. Which is hilarious, seeing as how I was permitted to view films like Batman Returns and Temple of Doom. When I entered middle school and was finally granted a DVD copy for my for birthday, watching the film felt like a birthright. Like this was the moment where life changed, all because I could watch fucking Gremlins.…