★★ Watched by Calum Marsh 08 May 2021
They spent 90 minutes hyping up this evil haunted board game and in the end it didn’t do SHIT! There oughta be a law!!
★ Watched by Calum Marsh 03 May 2021
Even worse than I dreaded, but it says a lot about how irrevocably they fucked up this franchise that it took me three years to get around to watching a new Jurassic Park movie. I mean, it’s Jurassic Park! How hard could it possibly be!
★½ Watched by Calum Marsh 13 Sep 2018 3
rest of the world: *through tears* p-please... you can’t just do every performance with a stupid accentnatalie portman: noo yawk
★ Watched by Calum Marsh 08 Sep 2017 6
just because you're in some Coen brothers movies doesn't mean you can make a Coen brothers movie