cold open: ripped straight from that 2021 megan fox movie 'til death'
gun barrel sequence: always corny, always camp, we love to see it
henchman 1: mediterranean hipster with a psychotic haircut and a bionic eye
henchman 2: racist scientist who looks like tobias funke and sounds like borat
villain's plan: plague inc.
james bond's car: severely OP, in desperate need of a nerf
james bond: there's a sequence where he wears short shorts, a borderline crop top, and carries…