• Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

    Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

    Please put Oswald in more shit I’m begging you

  • OCUPADO

    OCUPADO

    ★★★★★

    Frankly a despicable and creatively bankrupt affair. Who does this “Mel Turnage” think she is?

  • Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery

    Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery

    ★★★★★

    Holy wow this floored me. Kevin Perjurer is one of the most talented documentarians of our time

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★

    mantis was always my favorite MCU character and this just reaffirms that

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★★★★

    “I told Gamora how when I was a kid I used to pretend David Hasselhoff was my dad. He's a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy. Earlier, it struck me... Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow. He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel, but he did have the whistle of one. Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures and hooked up with hot women, and fought robots... I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all. Only it was you, Yondu.”

  • Groot's First Steps

    Groot's First Steps

    groot

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★★★

    who put the sticks up their butts?

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    Well it came down to earth and it hid in a tree
    I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
    Well he looked at me and in a voice so gruff
    He said "I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're too tough”

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer

    ★★★★★

    I showed this to a room of undergraduates and they were enthralled, this movie is pure magic

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★★

    Goddamn

  • Finding Nemo

    Finding Nemo

    ★★★★★

    ouch

  • Wendell & Wild

    Wendell & Wild

    ★★★½

    Very, very ambitious, for better and for worse. It feels quite rough around the edges, with some odd editing and dialogue choices, and it often feels like it has too much going on under the hood. That being said, it has some incredible character work and really stunning visual flare. Never a dull moment. A nice return to form for Selick.

    Also Rául is an angel and I love him