Mel Patron

Favorite films

  • Dune: Part Two
  • The Last Temptation of Christ
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Synecdoche, New York

Recent activity

  • Dune: Part Two


  • Wonka

  • Drive-Away Dolls


  • Land of Bad

Pinned reviews

  • Tenet



    .tsinogatorp eht m’I


    .sknird lareves dna sehctawer lareves deen I .wonk t’nod I .eceipretsam a eb thgim tI

    ”?won era ew erehw si hcihW“
    ”.tsap eht nI .lliw ti tuB“
    ”.tey deneppah t’nsah ti tuB“
    ”.TSAP eht ,oN“
    ”?erutuf eht nI“

    :siht ekil sdnuos noitasrevnoc yrevE .elbisneherpmocni si ti fo flah ,elbigilletninu si eugolaid eht fo flaH .snaloN lla dne ot naloN ehT

    We are at the epicenter of a war that hasn’t happened yet… a war that’s…

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections


    I wish you would fucking stop calling me that. I hate that name.

    Lana Wachowski is back, and this time she isn’t pulling any fucking punches.

    The Matrix Resurrections is everything I could have possibly dreamed of, and more. I dreaded the possibility that it would play up familiarity with the first film, and nearly ignore Reloaded and Revolutions. What we got couldn’t be further from that. Resurrections is a continuation of the greatest love story ever told, and a…

Recent reviews

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two


    The Last Temptation of Paul Atreides. A truly inspired take on the book that feels like a revelation. Chalamet, Ferguson, Bardem, Butler, Skarsgård, Rampling, Bautista, Zendaya, etc. at the peak of their raw power. Greg Fraser is a fucking god. You will believe in Muad’Dib. Messiah can’t come soon enough.

  • Wonka


    It's coming... I see chocolate spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire... a chocolate factory that waves the Wonka banner in my mother’s name… fanatical legions worshipping at the shrine of my chocolate… a factory in my name!!! EVERYONE SHOUTING MY NAME

Popular reviews

  • Boys Don't Cry

    Boys Don't Cry


    Maybe don’t deadname the person your movie is based off of in the credits? Ever think about that?

  • Boat Leaving the Port

    Boat Leaving the Port

    damn that boat really left that port